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Hong Kong taxi drivers secretly believe that they're the next Michael Schumacher.

1. They drive like maniacs - New York Cabbies times 10.
2. They floor the gas pedal to go a distance of 5 meters and then immediately slam on the brakes - during a traffic jam.
3. They take corners just like they do on a circuit - cut out, then veer in.
4. They always try to take the route with the most straights - to increase the occurrences of point 2.

They should make sick bags mandatory in the backs of HK taxis. They have 'em on planes, so why not in taxis?~